Conclusion: Karma's a bitch. All that lies ahead now is a miserable, pointless life, with suicide seemingly the only way out. And while he's going through all that, I'll be in the pub with my mates every night. They were both put in a room and at the other end was a naked woman on a bed.
The experimenter said that every 30 seconds they could travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician stormed off, calling it pointless. The engineer was still in. The mathematician said Don't you see? You'll never get close enough to actually reach her. The engineer replied, So? I'll be close enough for all practical purposes.
It was pointless PS: I actually didn't, but it's my favourite bad joke, and it's my cake day, so I can do whatever I want! Edit 1: If you didn't see my comment somehow, I feel scammed, because at the time of posting this, I yet had like 2 hours of my cake day left.
I guess Reddit doesn't use European time Edit 2: I feel honoured to receive my first award ever! This wit is from my 7 year old daughter. She told me this out of the blue.
I'm so proud!! All that lies ahead is a miserable, pointless and lonely existence. And while he's going through that I'll be down the pub every night getting drunk. Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pointless futile jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil But nevermind, it's pointless. Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids? Yeah, they're kinda pointless now. People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me. What do you call a bald porcupine?
Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless. The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless. I've never understood why new pencils come unsharpened Seems pretty pointless to me. Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless. Related Topics decimal nihilism roamin joke erasist worthless tedious futile existentialist mindless ineffective reposted futility unproductive fruitless nonsensical point dull prose needlessly useless meaningless irrelevant geometry innate unimportant pentameter write shakespeare arbitrary.
I just find that blunt pencils are so I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless. I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless. Without Geometry Life is pointless. A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said "Free Candy" on the side. Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
Boy: My love for you is like counting the stars.. Girl: Oww, Infinite? Boy: Nope, Pointless.. What is a uppercase 'i'? If your job ever feels pointless What do my existence and an unsharpened pencil have in common?
They're both dull and pointless. I just spent a whole hour writing with a broken pencil I've tried writing with a blunt pencil. So I used a blunt pencil yesterday It was pointless. I only like using sharp pencils Otherwise they're pointless. If you ever feel your job is pointless.
A triangle was talking to a circle Triangle: you're pointless. I don't like blunt arrow heads. They are pointless. My girlfriend likes to pretend she's 13 whenever we have sex but I told her it's pointless because she'll be 13 next month anyway. If some part of your job feels utterly pointless, remember Putin campaigned for the elections. You must have watched "The Life of Pi". My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was too stupid to be a doctor 8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.
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